Think of the 1900s song “I Want A Girl” when you read the following stanza. Can’t you just hear certain supporters of The Donald singing this at a rally?

We all want a wall, a long important wall, that Donald’s never had.

It will be a wall that stands up really tall, the whole world will call rad.

Built with shiny little slats of steel, it will have a lot of curb appeal.

Oh, we all want a wall, a long important wall, that Donald’s never had.