If you’re into politics, for those of you with ears, perhaps you’ll hear this.

“You touched me.”
“Didn’t either.”
“Did too.”
An exasperated voice from the front of the car slices through the air. “You two stop that.”
“He started it.”
“Can’t prove it.”
The voice from the front of the car intones: “Donald. Nancy. You keep that up and I’m going to stop the car.”
“He’s a bully.”
“She poked me.”
The car pulls over to the side of the road and stops. Nobody is going anywhere.

Sound familiar?